(Source: 30rockasaurus, via annperkins)
(Source: sophiagracebrownlee, via brittanylazarus)
DO
NOT
SPEAK
TO ME
WHEN
I HAVE
HEADPHONES
ON
JESUS
CHRIST
im 500% done with today and about 37% done with tomorrow already
(Source: itsbetterthananal, via middleofmagazines)
occupation: third wheel (note: can act equally as effective as fifth wheel)
let your baby drive the car when you’re drunk, the cop won’t give a baby a fine
the cop will just walk over to the other side of the car and hand you the ticket
not if you have another baby on the otherside too. cover all your bases man.


